How could we forget about James Vance, a suicide surviver who tried to blame his attempted suicide on subliminal messages in a Judas Priest song.

There are a lot of whacked out religions out there, all claiming to be the only true path to god, but none are quite as crazy at the messed up folks at Westboro Baptist Church. The church seems to work on only one formula. Anytime anything bad happens, it was an act of god. God is punishing the USA for being a “fag-enabling” country. Natural Disaster = God’s Fag Wrath. Tragic Event = God’s Fag Wrath. Death of someone against Westboro Baptist Church = God’s Fag Wrath. You can always stop by their site after any of those events happen and you’ll see some posting about how its Go’d Wrath on the USA.

Still not sure who these people are? They are the ones who like to picket funerals of dead solder, since of course anyone who dies in Iraq is because of god’s hatred for the USA.

They don’t seem to have much freedom in their lives, as you can tell from a documentary that was done on them which I have posted below. The church is basically just Fred Phelp’s family, with only a few exceptions. One of the funniest of the family is Shirley Phelps. Shes a loud mouth, but its the things that she says that makes this women funny. I can’t help but notice her mental archive of insulting phrases and snappy comebacks is VERY limited and she stopped archiving them in her brain around 1988. She uses insulting phrases that nobody uses anyone. Like BRAT. Seriously, who uses that anymore? Anyway, here are some funny white people: