Archive for the ‘Wiggers’ Category

Duane ‘Dog’ Chapman

November 7th, 2007
Filed Under: Stupid Media, TV, Wiggers

So Dog is in the hot seat for saying some racist things.  We wont grill him on that because the media is doing a pretty good job already.  What we will talk about is how he acts and his appearance.  What the hell is up with it?  First of all Dog, you’re not Native American.  Even if you’re like 1/8th Native American you’re still not Native American.  Half of the country claims to be Native American when they are like 1/8th or less, but they don’t make themselves look like idiots because of it.

Have you ever noticed how his style of speaking changes depending on who he is around.  You can tell that from his show.  He becomes a complete wigger when he is around black people.  For that reason alone I don’t think he is a racist.  His son was pissed off, sold him out and thats about it.  Lots of people say the n-word.  I don’t use it because it just isn’t in my style of speaking.  Dog is just trying too hard to “be down.”

I think in the end people are going to let his racist slurs go.  If for any reason it would be becuase everyone knows that he acts like a wigger sometimes.

Chopper Girl

October 17th, 2007
Filed Under: The South, Wiggers


Don’t worry everyone,. Chopper Girl is “Still Buck.” Not that we care or anything. This video and song are both equally as horrible that you may find yourself rubbing your eyes, pinching yourself, and slamming your head down onto your keyboard.

Following the exact same formula as the rest of the dirty south, Chopper Girl isn’t doing anything to save HipHop. I don’t mind white hiphop artists, but flat out wiggers like this need to put the mic down, look in the mirror. Poor Chopper Girl, as far as a I can tell, is the only white person in the entire video. There are also a lot of female asses in the video, which would make me mildly question Chopper Girl’s sexuality if it wasn’t for the fact that its just following the South’s hiphop video formula.

Bass Heads

October 15th, 2007
Filed Under: Wiggers

We all know one of these types. The 16 - 25 year old who thinks the amount of bass coming out of their car is equal to their popularity level. Go to any small, predominately white, town in the USA and you’re bound to find some of these people. They are usually wiggers (god I love that word) and all they care about and talk about is “their system.”

Another funny thing these bass heads deal with on a constant basis is “their systems getting jacked.” Pretty much all the equipment moves from person to person in their town as it gets stolen and sold constantly.

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